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I ONLY HAVE FANGS FOR YOU

by Craig Sodero

June 5 - 28, 2026

Directed by Stephanie Phillips

Vampire Count Fritz Fangful and his devoted assistant, Igor, have lived comfortably in the cellar of Rattrap Manor awaiting the perfect beauty whose blood will enable Fangful to live forever. When winsome Greta Belleneck arrives, her Aunt Chatterbit warns her to leave at once! But Greta decides the place would make a perfect hotel for weary travelers. Fangful couldn’t agree more because she is the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately the romantic rendezvous goes awry when Aunt Chatterbit is mistakenly turned into the blushing bride and Greta falls for the handy-man, Able Abe. Fangful finds it very hard to get rid of Abe and tries to trick him into believing Greta has been kidnapped. True to form, this lighthearted melodrama ends “happily ever after”!

Melodrama | For all ages